Where and How to Get Instant Fuck Buddies in Canggu By: Hater Skelter
Canggu is a place that is all about fucking. After all, what else would you do in a very bohemian place where nobody (except the locals) seems to have a day job.
Yeah, maybe a little bit of remote freelancing for the digital nomads, but most of the time, these people raise a massive amount of passive income by betting on cryptocurrencies or the latest property project in town. But most of the time, you’re more likely to be extremely bored by the dullness of your existence and that’s when you’ll suddenly feel horny and have the urge to fuck RIGHT NOW.
I am sure you’ll know this: when you’re suddenly awash with that urge, taking on dating apps is not necessarily the best solution. Quite the contrary, your online search might end up leaving you more frustrated because people tend to be flakier when they’re on these apps. Even in this digital age, the best way to get laid, especially when you feel that your dick is about to burst, is still meeting people live.
The best thing about Canggu is that it has so many social events involving various activities but ultimately has one objective only: to help people meet friends with benefits that they can take home with them on their motorbikes. This is why, whatever activity that these social events have on offer – whether it’s an “arts class”, or a couple dancing at night, or even gardening (!) – these social events always have a certain pick-me-up vibe about them, with the women dressing skimpily or wearing a figure-hugging shirt with no bras on, or the guys coming in with their nipples out.
If you don’t believe me, try showing up at these activities. You’ll be surprised how many jiggyjigs you’ll enjoy afterward.
- A live model drawing group
If you’re a pervy guy who would like to ogle naked women’s bodies, you’d better come to this class. Do not let the word “drawing” intimidate you because this class is actually not for visual artists, it is actually meant for pickup artists. Come on, where else would you get this amazing chance to seduce someone: you could see from some of the group’s Instagram pictures that not only are the group’s female models wearing next to nothing while lying down in a very provocative position, the male “artists” also get to draw semi-naked women while being topless. Come on, activate your inner slut with this very saucy “community activity” (PS: if you’re too insecure about your drawing abilities and are afraid that people are going to find out your true pervy intentions, you can also apply to be a model in one of these sessions; although they mostly take female models of course).
- Join a “fitness club”
DO I HAVE TO BE SHIRTLESS?
NO! DESPITE WHAT IT MAY LOOK LIKE, YOU CAN WEAR A TSHIRT WHEN YOU RUN. AS LONG AS YOU ARE RESPECTFUL, WEAR WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
NO NUDIE RUNS THOUGH. THIS ISN’T AUSTRALIA.
Can you guess where we find that odd caption?
It is written in a FAQ content posted by Canggu’s Rise N Run jogging club (swipe to slide six to find this caption). I already mentioned the Rise N Run jogging club in our previous article on Steroids but I think it’s worth mentioning them again in this context. The kind of photos and reels this club posts on its Instagram account of slimy shirtless guys and women with sports bras vigorously jogging their way to steam have definitely given people (especially men) the wrong idea. So much so that these men think they won’t be allowed into the club if they’re not confident enough to run bare-chested that they want to wear a shirt.
But, judging from the Instagram pictures, this group is indeed a very steamy one. Not a bad option for someone who seeks to check out a potential fuck buddy’s body out. After all, most of the participants are already half-naked (or, in the case of its female participants, show lots of skin) anyways, who could blame you if you end up asking one of them for a hookup?
So, a little tip from me for the guys: yes, despite the “diplomatic/safe” answer given to the FAQ question above, you do have to appear shirtless. It is not fair for you to be a voyeur who ogles women if you yourself don’t have the guts to be vulnerable and show your chest. Come on!
- Join a Latin SBKZ (Salsa Bachata Kizomba Zouk) night
For those of you who are really skilful in shaking your butt to invite someone in, then Canggu’s many sultry salsa nights would be the perfect space for you to burn into someone else’s pants. Perhaps compared to the drawing and running clubs, this by comparison is the best place for you to find a hookup partner. Think about it: where else could you hold and be in very close contact with strangers for an extended period of time? Bule men, you have a special advantage here because there would be lots of local, exotic bule-hunting women who would be more than happy to brush their breasts against you while you two are couple-dancing, so they can get into your pants, and then later, your pocket. Bring an extra helmet with you to these hot salsa nights because you’ll never know what fish you’ll catch!
PS: if you can’t dance SBKZ yet, there are plenty of classes available across Canggu that you can take. Just be diligent with your practice and after about a year, you’ll be taking home ladies every night!
